Extremely bored gamer plays past first hour of latest licensed game, discovers disturbing videos

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

It's no secret that licensed games are completely unplayable pieces of junk. But what you might not have known, is that apparently the developers know that as well, and act accordingly. Well, at least we always assumed that... until now. Now, we have proof.

Yesterday morning an article was submitted to N4G, and in a matter of minutes had begun gaining popularity. It was a horribly written article, but what it contained had taken the gaming community by storm. In a half hour's time Joystiq had picked it up and was reporting on it. In only a few hours, seemingly the entire Internet.

The original article, found here, was written by one Hunter Anderson -- a deeply disturbed, or stupid, or, maybe really drunk individual; We're not entirely sure. Either way, he detailed a harrowing journey in which he actually attempted to complete the most recently released licensed game. What he found would confirm what countless snotty gamers have always presupposed.

After fighting through bugs and glitches that sought to stop him every step of the way, and framerates that seemed to dip below 0, he vanquished the boss of the third level. Instead of loading a fourth level, the game remained black for an uncomfortably long amount of time before plopping young Hunter down in a vast and seemingly empty landscape.

Confused, he trudged forward, looking for some type of game to continue playing. Suddenly he was assaulted with disturbing images and videos surrounding his character. They were all of the game's developers, and they became ever more unsettling. Making jack-off motions, flipping off the camera and cussing out their boss, spreading their butt cheeks and showing their assholes, and, well... much more disgusting and poop-related actions.

I've embedded one of the more tame videos below. I think it really shows the extreme mental damage that some of the developers of shitty licensed games clearly endure. What do you think? Should the entire industry make strives to create better work environments for the people tasked with pumping out crap that no one wants, or should they just hire patients of insane asylums? Do we have another Rockstar Families on our hands here, only, for... more sad and lonely, most likely single, individuals?

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